:~: Best Pick Up Lines :~:

Subject: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:52 pm

Lets here what you've been told or any you heard of Smile

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
lol!

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:58 pm

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over it. Giggity goo.
If you were an ice cream I'd lick off all the cream and give you my special dip.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:00 pm

LMFAO!!

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:37 pm

If you were mail I'd lick you

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:43 pm

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:44 am

Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:45 am

ROTFL

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van"

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:46 am

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:47 am

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:25 pm

Sorry hun Im not gonna use a pick up line cuz u too damn fat to pick up hahahahaha

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:28 pm

What size are you about a 10? Me too wanna see?

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:44 pm

lmfao

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:27 am

ha ha ha ha to halarious!!!!!!!

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Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:27 am

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:12 pm

Are you related to a Donkey, cuz u one fine piece of ass...

Ive had some friends use this one pretty regularly to try and get dates with some of their friends friends. What you do is get the girls number from your friend. Write it down and approach her and say. If I can guess your phone number in one guess, I get to take you on a date. More then 50% agree and you get your phone out and dial it or say it. They are more then amazed hahaha...

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:44 pm

ha ha ha ha WOW !!!!!!!!! insane.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:02 am

If you were a booger, I would pick you first!

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:48 pm

Whens the last time you been to a farm? You should come see mine, Ive been known to have the best cock around... HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:19 am

Nice shoes, wanna screw?

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:39 am

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:56 am

You look really fit. Lets work out in my bed.

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:33 am

I am not hung like a horse..horses are hung like me Wink

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:44 am

ROFL! You guys are hilaaarious!

Here's one a dude used on me .-.

Are you a poo? Cause I just can't hold you in.

Its pretty funny thoughh LOL!

lmao55

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:17 pm

Agent Platinum wrote:: ROTFL

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van"

im gonna use that

Subject: Re: :~: Best Pick Up Lines :~: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:19 pm

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in