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NonamePlatinum ElitePosts : 302 Join date : 2011-04-17 Age : 31 Location : Spain | Subject: You Know Your A Redneck When.... Mon May 23, 2011 9:11 pm | |
| just thought i'd add a redneck one too.
When you.... mow the yard with your shirt off and so does your husband.
When you.... show up at seaworld with a fishing pole.
When you.... cut your grass and find a car.
When you.... were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
When you.... keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.
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WJMarkerModPosts : 938 Join date : 2011-04-17 Location : PlatinumVille! | Subject: Re: You Know Your A Redneck When.... Mon May 23, 2011 9:27 pm | |
| If you've... ever been too drunk to go fishing If you've... ever been asked for ID and you show them your belt buckle If you've... ever made change in the offering plate If you... go to the family reunion to meet women If you... owe the taxedermist more than your yearly income If the... UFO hotline limits you to one call per day You Might Be A Redneck |
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SkarosPlatinum All StarPosts : 1013 Join date : 2011-04-20 Age : 26 Location : Chicago. So take that jersey. CHOLLA. ... It's a mix of Chicago and holla. :P | Subject: Re: You Know Your A Redneck When.... Mon May 23, 2011 9:52 pm | |
| :O!!!! Wth... The term "redneck" can be very offensive to people from the south. Watch what you say. |
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JenniPlatinum Dolla Holla!Posts : 263 Join date : 2011-04-17 Location : In your house and I think I just broke something | Subject: Re: You Know Your A Redneck When.... Mon May 23, 2011 10:14 pm | |
| - Skaros wrote:
- :O!!!! Wth... The term "redneck" can be very offensive to people from the south. Watch what you say.
lol IT AINT BE BOTHERIN MEH xD
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JenniPlatinum Dolla Holla!Posts : 263 Join date : 2011-04-17 Location : In your house and I think I just broke something | Subject: Re: You Know Your A Redneck When.... Mon May 23, 2011 10:16 pm | |
| You might be a redneck if you:
You believe you got a set of matched luggage if you have two shopping bags from the same store.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?'
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
Your outhouse is bigger then your kitchen. |
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WJMarkerModPosts : 938 Join date : 2011-04-17 Location : PlatinumVille! | Subject: Re: You Know Your A Redneck When.... Mon May 23, 2011 10:26 pm | |
| - Skaros wrote:
- :O!!!! Wth... The term "redneck" can be very offensive to people from the south. Watch what you say.
We do not care. Rednecks are glad to be rednecks. I am from the south and don't care if you call me a redneck. DONT call me a hill billy though. And there is a difference between the two |
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NonamePlatinum ElitePosts : 302 Join date : 2011-04-17 Age : 31 Location : Spain | Subject: Re: You Know Your A Redneck When.... Thu May 26, 2011 8:03 pm | |
| - Skaros wrote:
- :O!!!! Wth... The term "redneck" can be very offensive to people from the south. Watch what you say.
I'm the most redneck guy probably on PlatinumVille.... Don't bother me when someone calls me a redneck. |
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Dillen YAPlatinum Dolla Holla!Posts : 280 Join date : 2011-08-09 Location : United States | Subject: Re: You Know Your A Redneck When.... Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:54 pm | |
| You Have Bugs in your house |
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Agent poptartPlatinum Dolla Holla!Posts : 263 Join date : 2011-05-02 Age : 44 Location : Arizona | Subject: Re: You Know Your A Redneck When.... Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:10 pm | |
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