Halloween is my fav holiday...
Me (in scary costume): Hellllooooooo Little Boy
Boy: AHHHH WDF
Me: You wan some candyyyyy
Boy: AHHHH wait do you have chocolate/
Me: Yesssssss Itssss Delicioussssss
Boy: O_O -steals chocolate and eats-
Me: Thatssss druggedddd
Boy: Oh S*** -falls down-
Me: OMG It was a joke how is he dead?!?!?!!
Boy: -jumps up and scares me- BOO
Me: HOLY S*** -has heart attack- Px
THE ENDDD