Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!"

Yo mama so white she gets sunburned by the tv

Yo mana so stupid she tried putting m&ms in alphabetical order.

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT READ AN AUDIO BOOK!

To mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

Yo momma so scary - aliens wont even run tests on her

YO mama so greasy cisco gets their product from her

Yo mama so old she had a flashback in history class.

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

yo mama so fat that when she puts on a raincoat everyone goes "OH THERES THE SCHOOLBUS!"

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!

Yo mama so stupid when someone said it's chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and ran.

YO mama so dumb one time she went to mcdonalds and go­t some french fries and some katsup p­ackets and sat down to eat them but she couldnt get them open so she we­nt to the store to but some scissors b­ut she didnt have money so you starte­d running to her friends house to bu­y some scissors to open up her katsu­p packets and enjoy her french frie­s more fully but them just before she­ got to his front door a piano fell on her head

.... Yo mama so flat a painter came to her house and said. "this wall to?"

Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Thailand was a mens clothing store

Yo mama so stupid. She got fired from the m and m factory for throwing away all the w's

Yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

yo mama so stupid shes not on this forum o.o

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and said. "where's my gumball?"