Tell me the most awkward situation you've ever been in.

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Agent Platinum wrote:: OMG I was waiting for a bus at my college a few years back and I was sitting on this ledge and behind me was a big bush area. All of a sudden I just lost control for no reason and fell literally back into the bush rotfl and I couldn't get out for a few minutes. It was horrible b/c I was sitting there normally one minute, then stuck in a bush the next lmao.

did u miss the bus?

LOL I think I had some leaves stuck on me when I got on it haha

o.O did anyone get it on tape cuz i would love to watch it haha

OMG, I cant believe Im saying this!!!

When I first moved to Palmerton, I moved in with my girlfriend at the time and her Dad. Well we were in her bedroom and she put on some music. I started dancing and doing some really off the wall moves that more or less was shaking my tailfeather. Im dancing laughing and looking at her and she starts giggling, I see that something has got her attention so I turn around. There stands her Dad watching me dancing and making a complete fool out of myself. I refuse to dance anymore, even with myself hahahahaah....

Hahahaa! you must have been so embarassed stinky lol u poor thing..Dont let that scare you from shaking your tailfeather! lol

Dinky Do wrote:: OMG, I cant believe Im saying this!!!

When I first moved to Palmerton, I moved in with my girlfriend at the time and her Dad. Well we were in her bedroom and she put on some music. I started dancing and doing some really off the wall moves that more or less was shaking my tailfeather. Im dancing laughing and looking at her and she starts giggling, I see that something has got her attention so I turn around. There stands her Dad watching me dancing and making a complete fool out of myself. I refuse to dance anymore, even with myself hahahahaah....

ROTFL @ tailfeather pmsl

lmao cant get any worse then that!

Heres another one that happened just recently. I took my son Bard to Tony's Pizza shop. We ordered some food and went into the play area so he could play. After a few minutes some more kids and parents came in. So we got our food and sat down to eat. After chugging down my cheesesteak I felt like I needed to make some more room and when in a public place I try to squeeze them out very slow, so they arent heard hahahah. Well as I was pushing and letting it just slide out instead of forcing it, Brad made me laugh and my fart came out super loud. I usually dont get embarrassed but when the kids started saying mommy that guy farted and made a stinker I felt so small hahahahahah

Dinky Do wrote:: Heres another one that happened just recently. I took my son Bard to Tony's Pizza shop. We ordered some food and went into the play area so he could play. After a few minutes some more kids and parents came in. So we got our food and sat down to eat. After chugging down my cheesesteak I felt like I needed to make some more room and when in a public place I try to squeeze them out very slow, so they arent heard hahahah. Well as I was pushing and letting it just slide out instead of forcing it, Brad made me laugh and my fart came out super loud. I usually dont get embarrassed but when the kids started saying mommy that guy farted and made a stinker I felt so small hahahahahah

Hahahah! LMAO!!

Dinky Do wrote:: Heres another one that happened just recently. I took my son Bard to Tony's Pizza shop. We ordered some food and went into the play area so he could play. After a few minutes some more kids and parents came in. So we got our food and sat down to eat. After chugging down my cheesesteak I felt like I needed to make some more room and when in a public place I try to squeeze them out very slow, so they arent heard hahahah. Well as I was pushing and letting it just slide out instead of forcing it, Brad made me laugh and my fart came out super loud. I usually dont get embarrassed but when the kids started saying mommy that guy farted and made a stinker I felt so small hahahahahah

OMG! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! That is hilarious! I probably would have said..."Making room for more" If anyone asked, or said anything. LOL

Im usually not one to get embarrassed but OMG I felt so stupid and it wasnt your avg. beefer. It was more liek the whole cow ahahahaha

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Dinky Do wrote:: Heres another one that happened just recently. I took my son Bard to Tony's Pizza shop. We ordered some food and went into the play area so he could play. After a few minutes some more kids and parents came in. So we got our food and sat down to eat. After chugging down my cheesesteak I felt like I needed to make some more room and when in a public place I try to squeeze them out very slow, so they arent heard hahahah. Well as I was pushing and letting it just slide out instead of forcing it, Brad made me laugh and my fart came out super loud. I usually dont get embarrassed but when the kids started saying mommy that guy farted and made a stinker I felt so small hahahahahah

HAHAHAHA children saying "mommy, that guy farted" LMFAO!!!

Dinky Do wrote:: Heres another one that happened just recently. I took my son Bard to Tony's Pizza shop. We ordered some food and went into the play area so he could play. After a few minutes some more kids and parents came in. So we got our food and sat down to eat. After chugging down my cheesesteak I felt like I needed to make some more room and when in a public place I try to squeeze them out very slow, so they arent heard hahahah. Well as I was pushing and letting it just slide out instead of forcing it, Brad made me laugh and my fart came out super loud. I usually dont get embarrassed but when the kids started saying mommy that guy farted and made a stinker I felt so small hahahahahah

hahahahaha! oh god I loled out loud just then

Ive been in some of the most awkward situations ever. Another one and Im sry for those who are under 18 haha this is rated R!!! I was at the public pool and there is a basketball hoop. So being that I love basketball I went over and started shooting hoops. I played for about an hour and started to walk back to where my g/f and her mom were sitting at the time. When I got over to them the Mom says "Rob your zipper is down and you can see your thingy" I was speechless!! I then realized I was playing basketball the whole time like this and OMG thats just wrong hahahahaha

omg im crying you are so funny Dinky. I know its not funny at the time but still PMSL.

Ive had a few awkward moments. Probably the worst was (WARNING RATED R) when me and the boyfriend were fooling around in the bedroom and the kids walked in on us. The younger one asked the older why we were jumping on the bed and said didnt they know thats not allowed? LOL

smexycat wrote:: omg im crying you are so funny Dinky. I know its not funny at the time but still PMSL.

Ive had a few awkward moments. Probably the worst was (WARNING RATED R) when me and the boyfriend were fooling around in the bedroom and the kids walked in on us. The younger one asked the older why we were jumping on the bed and said didnt they know thats not allowed? LOL

HAAHAHAHAH!!! Shocked

LOL oh my goodness...Some embarassing times in this thread LOL

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smexycat wrote:: omg im crying you are so funny Dinky. I know its not funny at the time but still PMSL.

Ive had a few awkward moments. Probably the worst was (WARNING RATED R) when me and the boyfriend were fooling around in the bedroom and the kids walked in on us. The younger one asked the older why we were jumping on the bed and said didnt they know thats not allowed? LOL

OMG that's a BIG FAIL!

Dinky Do wrote:: Heres another one that happened just recently. I took my son Bard to Tony's Pizza shop. We ordered some food and went into the play area so he could play. After a few minutes some more kids and parents came in. So we got our food and sat down to eat. After chugging down my cheesesteak I felt like I needed to make some more room and when in a public place I try to squeeze them out very slow, so they arent heard hahahah. Well as I was pushing and letting it just slide out instead of forcing it, Brad made me laugh and my fart came out super loud. I usually dont get embarrassed but when the kids started saying mommy that guy farted and made a stinker I felt so small hahahahahah

LMAO

Dinky Do wrote:: Heres another one that happened just recently. I took my son Bard to Tony's Pizza shop. We ordered some food and went into the play area so he could play. After a few minutes some more kids and parents came in. So we got our food and sat down to eat. After chugging down my cheesesteak I felt like I needed to make some more room and when in a public place I try to squeeze them out very slow, so they arent heard hahahah. Well as I was pushing and letting it just slide out instead of forcing it, Brad made me laugh and my fart came out super loud. I usually dont get embarrassed but when the kids started saying mommy that guy farted and made a stinker I felt so small hahahahahah

OMG SICK! BAHAHA

ok heres another that just happened to me. I forgot I had visitors coming and I was in the middle of cleaning out my kids potty. I was walking it to the bathroom right as they knocked on the door and my kids opens the door. So I'm standing there with a fully loaded stinky potty. Oh hi! lmao

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When ex's go online and talk about your former sex life that must be awkward. mine was trying to live a normal life,go to work trying to find love in the person that i loved only to have her oldest daughter try to stab me to death and have to self defend myself with my eyes closed and then have my ex lie about the situation to the police and then find myself losing everything in my life. when all i wanted to do was love my ex and our children. The things that can change your whole life. then finding out shes had threesomes, cheated an had sex with two different people within 24 hours. and that all you have been thru all God tells you is find the Key when u ask him. When all you ever wanted from the ex was to be loved and to love them back.

Hmm i'm not gonna tell mine....

This is weird... One happened today. So a student teacher came to the class for a months or two. She is leaving on the 5th so we threw this surprise party. The teacher asks all the boys to come around the teacher to take a picture. She then says on the count of three say sex. 1... 2..... 3...... SEX!!!. *takes picture* everyone just started laughing and I was to. It was funny XD

Ok - so this (and maybe a FEW others) is the reason I no longer drink.

I was around 20 (ish) and was visiting my mother who lived out of state. She was in a new apartment. So one day while she was at work I decided it would be a good idea to polish off the remaining beer left over from my birthday. After 2 40 oz'ers and other fun I passed out. SO my mother comes home from work finds me asleep on the couch. No problem. Apparently I woke up, stood up, and went to my closet where i kept my suitcase & stuff. I was trying to get inside this small closet. Mom said I was trying to close the door and was having issues doing so. Finally I get it closed - stay in for a few then came back out & laid down & went back to sleep.

When I woke back up mom was doing my laundry. Apparently I should have taken a left instead of a right. I peed all over my suitcase & my clothes. I was totally shocked and remembered none of this. Luckily my mom was cool but still - kinda embarrassing!

Lesson: Don't drink kids. At least near closets, know where the bathroom is. Still, not drinking is better Wink

OMG you peed in your closet lmao! That's too funny.